[sexy poker wii]Sexy Poker Headed to WiiWare

  Objection

  1ObjectionThu 30th Apr 2009

  It will be interesting to see which regions, if any, actually receive this title. I agree that it’s unlikely though.

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  Dokenzz

  2DokenzzThu 30th Apr 2009

  …do they bet ALL the clothing?

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  Adam

  3AdamThu 30th Apr 2009

  HOT!

  Ok, seriously, this doesn’t belong on WiiWare. Any adult would — or should — be extremely embarrassed to own something this pathetic (I mean, seriously, if you can access WiiWare, you can access the internet… there are better places to go for pretty pictures of pretty ladies…………. trust me ). The only real audience for this is the youth, who Nintendo certainly don’t want to see targeted with anything Sexy.

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  Will

  4WillThu 30th Apr 2009

  I agree with you Adam, its just a little out of place here. Dont get me wrong, I looooooove the ladies, but they DO NOT BELONG IN THE NEWSROOM!!! ah, I MEAN MY DSi!!

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  greyelephant

  5greyelephantThu 30th Apr 2009

  I bet your bra against my left sock……….hehehehehe…

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  Bahamut_ZERO

  6Bahamut_ZEROThu 30th Apr 2009

  I can’t wait for Sean’s impressions on this one

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  Cheezy

  7CheezyThu 30th Apr 2009

  Soooooo…how many points?

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  theblackdragon

  8theblackdragonThu 30th Apr 2009

  lol, wow

  that screenshot, though, looks more like it belongs on DSiware than Wiiware… i mean come on, there’s no anti-aliasing at all. :/

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  Bass_X0

  9Bass_X0Thu 30th Apr 2009

  Looks to me like the only news here is the listing and that the screenshot is from the cell phone version.

  The Wii version will probably feature badly designed overly cheesy and not at all sexy polygonal women.

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  Corbs

  10CorbsThu 30th Apr 2009

  That is not a WiiWare screenshot. I believe that’s from the mobile phone game, if I’m not mistaken.

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  SpentAllMyTokens

  11SpentAllMyTokensThu 30th Apr 2009

  10 year old boys everywhere rejoice? I don’t see how this isn’t a kiddie game, seeing as anyone over….we’ll say thirteen to be conservative is downloading whatever looks interesting on limewire or bittorrent or whatever the kids these days are getting their porn from for free. Bring on the NA release.

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  theblackdragon

  12theblackdragonFri 1st May 2009

  @Bass X0, Corbie: that makes more sense, lol. thx for the clarification. :3

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  Corbs

  13CorbsFri 1st May 2009

  I don’t think there are even any WiiWare screenshots in existence yet. And as was stated, this is not likely to see a release in North America.

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  Stevie

  14StevieFri 1st May 2009

  1000Gil say’s this never see’s the light of day!!!!

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  Pikamander2

  15Pikamander2Fri 1st May 2009

  0_o

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  Bahamut_ZERO

  16Bahamut_ZEROFri 1st May 2009

  @Stevie: You better exchange pounds for gil now, gil is strong this week

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  Charlie_The_Unicorn

  17Charlie_The_UnicornFri 1st May 2009

  …….

  I have nothing else to say about this software.

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  Corbs

  18CorbsFri 1st May 2009

  Wow Charlie, you sure ramble on.

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  Andor

  19AndorFri 1st May 2009

  I can’t stop laughing at the girl’s face and that ridiculous baloon lol

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  Omega

  20OmegaFri 1st May 2009

  Yeah, this is a typical Nintendo-approved game. It helps the whole family to come together. Everybody can create his/her own Mii and use it as player in the game. And what’s more fun than playing a card game?

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  MarkyVigoroth

  21MarkyVigorothFri 1st May 2009

  NOOOO! Keep it away!

  **I become the target of “Tingle’s Ruppeland”-like battles from women-hungry Ken-boys here**

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  Kaeobais

  22KaeobaisFri 1st May 2009

  Dear lord. The amish hell. Nudity AND electronics.

  Anyways, this just doesn’t make sense. I want more adult oriented games on wii, but this is just too far. And stupid. As someone else already stated, if you can access this game, you can access the internetz.

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  Adam

  23AdamFri 1st May 2009

  She seems sad.

  …I wonder if there’s something I could do to cheer her up?

  Oh gosh, just ban me now.

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  Digiki

  24DigikiFri 1st May 2009

  OMG insta-buy, I hope it has aplosions! cuz then it would be the best game ever!

  …

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  MrPanic

  25MrPanicFri 1st May 2009

  They thought this through though, probably many 14 year old boys want to see girls but can’t cause their parents will know when using the pc for that. Desperate as they are, they will buy this, no one will notice cause the Wii is save, so they think.

  Of course, this will never release, lol.

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  Bahamut_ZERO

  26Bahamut_ZEROFri 1st May 2009

  @Shadx: I highly doubt there is 100% nudity. It probably goes down to only underwear.

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  The_Fox

  27The_FoxFri 1st May 2009

  I say Nintendo should go full on with mature games and release Princess Peach does the Mushroom Kingdom. Now THAT would get rid of the kiddy stigma.

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  y2josh

  28y2joshFri 1st May 2009

  It isn’t full nudity, I bought this game one lonely drunk night and was so pissed off when I realized they didnt strip all the way down. They just take their clothes off til they get down to a skimpy bathing suit or sexy lingerie that really isnt too revealing. It is kind of sad that I bought and know this

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  IAmNotWill

  29IAmNotWillFri 1st May 2009

  wow. i think i have a reason to buy a euro wii, lol. (if you actually beleive me, your nuts.)

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  seanehawk

  30seanehawkFri 1st May 2009

  @Charlie The Unicorn

  You took the words right out of my mouth

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  Hardy83

  31Hardy83Fri 1st May 2009

  Nintendo is trying to change their kiddie image? LOLOLOL

  They’re doing a s$%^&&* job of it…You know, since they didn’t bring Disaster: Day of Crisis or Fatal Frame over here… Nor do they encourage or help companies with games like Fragile to import their games.. Ya. Really changing that image.

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  rodoubleb

  32rodoublebFri 1st May 2009

  Maybe we can get Bubble Bath Babes on the VC now!

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  RadioShadow

  33RadioShadowFri 1st May 2009

  WiiWare just got interesting.

  Now if only they would port this to the WiiWare: http://mslugdb.com/news/show_news.php?subaction=showcomments&template=newssm&id=1240503657&archive=&start_from=&ucat=2

  wishes

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  Jolted85

  34Jolted85Fri 1st May 2009

  sounds like something that would come from Japan, as they like that sort of stuff

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  KDR_11k

  35KDR_11kFri 1st May 2009

  Rather than speculate how explicit it is shouldn’t we look at the rating it got? That part seems to be missing in this article.

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  Big_A2

  36Big_A2Fri 1st May 2009

  I had a look at the site and it looks like it got a “Freigegeben ab 16 Jahren gem § 14 JuSchG” (Restricted for those below the age of 16).

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  PALgamer

  37PALgamerFri 1st May 2009

  I’d prefer if they ported Diamond Rush or Magic Castle than this.

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  MickEiA

  38MickEiAFri 1st May 2009

  hello hello lol it would be better if the texas hold em update came along this will be one of the worst selling wiiware

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  Damo

  39DamoFri 1st May 2009

  This is what it feels like to play this game:

  http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/205417399_067bf0d91f.jpg?v=0

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  KDR_11k

  40KDR_11kFri 1st May 2009

  A2: Hm, I recall Singles getting rated 16 and that had full nudity including visible gentials IIRC.

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  jhuhn

  41jhuhnFri 1st May 2009

  I do see it in Europe as a 16+ rating by PEGI if they do rate it. A North America release is unlikely, but it is reated by ESRB, it will definitely be rated M for mature.

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  y2josh

  42y2joshFri 1st May 2009

  @46

  Like I said in my post above, there is no actual private areas exposed. None of the women ever take off their bikini or underwear. I’d say a T in America if it were to come here. I personally don’t want it to come here though because it is just plain horrible, very very short to. The only reason i bought it was to see naked cartoon women and didnt even get that…

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  Golgo

  43GolgoFri 1st May 2009

  This takes me back…Sam Fox Strip Poker on the C64.

  Ah, those were the days.

  Astonishingly, the lady in the screenshot looks even more pixellated than Ms. Fox of yore!

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  Angelic_Lapras_King

  44Angelic_Lapras_KingFri 1st May 2009

  If this is any more then 500 points, it’ll never sale.

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  Wiiloveit

  45WiiloveitFri 1st May 2009

  Hmm… if only there was a chance of them taking everything off… or being real people, for that matter. Since this offers neither, I choose to stick two fingers up at both Nintendo and Gameloft.

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  RadioShadow

  46RadioShadowFri 1st May 2009

  ”Rather than speculate how explicit it is shouldn’t we look at the rating it got? That part seems to be missing in this article.”

  No one cares about that part. Heck I don’t even know how to play poker. XD

  At the end of the day, it’s a phone port and that is what the Wii Ware DOESN’T NEED.

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  Sean_Aaron

  47Sean_AaronSat 2nd May 2009

  Playing a card game on the Wii leaves me cold; I think the PC Engine port of Wonder Momo is a bit more risque than this…

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  MasterHenry

  48MasterHenrySat 2nd May 2009

  @RadioShadow:

  100% agree.

  And the 2nd reason against this game is the family. Imagine, the family safety of the wii is inactive and suddenly you see your little, 5 years old brother playing this game….

  Imagine your 5 years old brother wants to play XBOX. He doesnt even know, how to use it.

  That’s the big mistake. The Wii is mady for family, the game not… crash!

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  LEGEND_MARIOID

  49LEGEND_MARIOIDSun 3rd May 2009

  Oh dear.

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  Turbo_Genesis_64

  50Turbo_Genesis_64Sun 3rd May 2009

  It’s funny how “family friendly” America probably won’t allow this, but it seems like most of our popular television shows are either people kicking in each other faces or crappy reality shows about “get rich fast” Octo-moms .

  American TV reached its peak with The Twilight Zone, in my opinion.

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  Ricardo91

  51Ricardo91Mon 4th May 2009

  Oo-er.

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  Azgaroth

  52AzgarothThu 7th May 2009

  Oh nice. Hope they bet all the clothes

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